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Alas, very few submisions so far. If you would like to submit hate mail,
an opinion, story, or an amusing cartoon of some sort then email me
at jncoguy@simpsons.com.
File Submissions
- 200 Monkies-Iky
- Annoy Roomate-Iky
Story Submissions
| January 2, 2003 |
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A perfect example of the Y2.003k bug at work
in our fair city's bus system.
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Submited by: IKY |
| December 12, 2002 |
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Here we embark upon Felmar's first quest. You
may ask who is this mystical Felmar, and I say to you only now
can we dacne so let me tell the story! Hearing this abrupt sound
Felmar jumped on Giiga and stamped out a rhythm that made the
tree dance. Trotting down the path and over the pineapples that
grew like weed in the younger days of the reign of Trun. Bashful,
he set his heart on a gown made with studs and interlaced with
golden thread. Trun dressed in his beautiful gown, cast a spell
laden with rocks on the rival city who danced danced danced the
night away. Heavy with child Trun beat his whipping boy, and gave
birth to his son.Around ninetine dickety three years later, we
had to say dickety back then because the Homchombs stole our word
for three. This cause a great war to ensue and from the midst
of the battle Felmar was raised from the corpses. Felmar was born
after his first quest so thats another story. Givin a lack a thought
Felmar emerged from the forest of dancing trees and rode off to
receive his prize for completing his QUEST....To be continued....
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Submited by: IKY |
| January 12, 2003 |
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Zrako jumped into the vicious battle if wit, will
power, and weapons. It was a difficult descision of what item,
if any, should be used to eliminate his enemys. The battle raged
all around him, with spectators screeming out, "Blood guts
gore, we want more!!" The stress, the pressure, what should
this lone warrior do to be victorious? The decision was reached,
he knew what he must do. He flashed to the highest building and
scaled the latter. Once he reached the top of this enormous structure
he put his plan into action. Zrako slowly paced to the edge of
the building. He gazed at the battle raging below, power coarsing
through his vains. Flares of pure energy emited from his body
like the sun. Then, he jumped. With the speed of a golden eagle
he screeched toward the ground. The destruction below suddenly
stoped and all glanced up. Confusion then fear grew inside the
combatants as they saw Zrako, a metor, their certain destruction,
hurtling at them from the heveans. As they thought their life
was over, Zrako hit the ground, "SPLAT!!". The enemys
gazed at what was Zrako's body, but now was a pile of innards.
They looked at each other, the body again, and once more at each
other. They all turned around, and walked home. Now here marks
the location of Zrako, the Insane.
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Submited by: Zrako |
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