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Alas, very few submisions so far. If you would like to submit hate mail, an opinion, story, or an amusing cartoon of some sort then email me at jncoguy@simpsons.com.

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  1. 200 Monkies-Iky
  2. Annoy Roomate-Iky

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January 2, 2003

A perfect example of the Y2.003k bug at work in our fair city's bus system.

Submited by: IKY

 

December 12, 2002

Here we embark upon Felmar's first quest. You may ask who is this mystical Felmar, and I say to you only now can we dacne so let me tell the story! Hearing this abrupt sound Felmar jumped on Giiga and stamped out a rhythm that made the tree dance. Trotting down the path and over the pineapples that grew like weed in the younger days of the reign of Trun. Bashful, he set his heart on a gown made with studs and interlaced with golden thread. Trun dressed in his beautiful gown, cast a spell laden with rocks on the rival city who danced danced danced the night away. Heavy with child Trun beat his whipping boy, and gave birth to his son.Around ninetine dickety three years later, we had to say dickety back then because the Homchombs stole our word for three. This cause a great war to ensue and from the midst of the battle Felmar was raised from the corpses. Felmar was born after his first quest so thats another story. Givin a lack a thought Felmar emerged from the forest of dancing trees and rode off to receive his prize for completing his QUEST....To be continued....

Submited by: IKY

 

January 12, 2003

Zrako jumped into the vicious battle if wit, will power, and weapons. It was a difficult descision of what item, if any, should be used to eliminate his enemys. The battle raged all around him, with spectators screeming out, "Blood guts gore, we want more!!" The stress, the pressure, what should this lone warrior do to be victorious? The decision was reached, he knew what he must do. He flashed to the highest building and scaled the latter. Once he reached the top of this enormous structure he put his plan into action. Zrako slowly paced to the edge of the building. He gazed at the battle raging below, power coarsing through his vains. Flares of pure energy emited from his body like the sun. Then, he jumped. With the speed of a golden eagle he screeched toward the ground. The destruction below suddenly stoped and all glanced up. Confusion then fear grew inside the combatants as they saw Zrako, a metor, their certain destruction, hurtling at them from the heveans. As they thought their life was over, Zrako hit the ground, "SPLAT!!". The enemys gazed at what was Zrako's body, but now was a pile of innards. They looked at each other, the body again, and once more at each other. They all turned around, and walked home. Now here marks the location of Zrako, the Insane.

Submited by: Zrako

 

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