After an hour of reflection in English I have determined that the majority of the students at my high school are actualy fetuses. They still retain the ability to walk and speak(in a moderatly understandable fashion), but otherwise have the undeveloped brain of a fetus. I have decided to study them, and post my notes either here or on some other page on the site. This is exciting news as, most students arent stupid teenagers, but advanced fetuses.

Found these Japoneese to English translations were quiet funny, thought maybe the four or five people who frequent my site may find this humorous;

Do you know what time it is sir? I must get to my mother's house by thursday. Also, what sort of meals will be served on this no doubt long trip?

Have you known is that to sometime? I to Thursday must arrive to the house of my mother. In addition, doubt of this no is the meal of some type useful in traveling which is long?

I went to the snack machine an hour ago and there were no pop tarts. I love pop tarts and wish they rained from the sky every eleven hours. Although the pastries would strike many dead as the corners are quite pointy, I would be content with the sugar things.

I lightly to the food machine did not have barrel To of 1 hour going and explosion sound before. My range depending, the request to which $dm 11 hours the rain fell from the sky it loves barrel To of explosion sound. It meaning that the corner considerably is pointy, the pastry strikes many deceased, but I am satisfactory especially of the sugar.

Darling, we have been dating for at least eight months, would you like to marry me. This is sudden but I believe that I have saved enough money from being a drug pusher for the mob to pay for three weddings and enough cocain to cover the earth three times over. So what do you say honey?

The person of most love, we at least 8 months, you have entered the date which directly would like to get married with me. This is abrupt, but furthermore, from the fact that it is the auxiliary locomotive of the medicine for the mob which should do 3 time payments of three weddings and sufficient cocain where I cover the earth the sufficient I who rescue the gold believe. So something are the you the honey?

Hope you enjoyed them, more soon most likely.

After reflecting upon the book "Hot Zone", I have decided not to adopt a monkey. Also It seems that there is some sort of German hijacking incident going on at the moment. Seems like every country would like to get involved in the terrorist bit. But, as they say in Germany "So ein mist!".

Thought about something while watching "Revenge of the Nerds 2". I supose it is relativly obvious but I am also quiet...er...um...slow. It seems that there is possibly a neverending chain of ignorance being made fun of. It is like some sort of brainpower food chain. At the bottom are the imbecilic people who fumble with simple shapes and colors, who will hense forth be refered to as cretins. Now the cretins are prayed upon(jokingly) by the less ignorent, and the less ignorent are verbally asaulted by the even less ignorent. I find this rather funny because I am very curious as to who is laughing at me. As I am sure there are quiet a few, why somebody reading this may now be laughing hystericaly at my silly attempt at addressing the subject. I too participate in this mental food chain, as I must to keep from sinking into the moronic quick-sand that is most of my peers. Well, thats my story and I'm sticking to it.

Just read a two page article in housewife magazine (I like the smell of the pages) about the applications of toothpicks. The main use that was covered was to stick two toothpicks into two hot dogs/sausages (it's wide open) to make for "easy turning". I have come to one conclusion, American's need to be periodically attacked by Huns/Vikings resurrected from the dead to spice up the life of the average American.

I am baffled by the current trend of being "cool". It has come to my attention that the less intelligence you have the more popular you become. I would not make such accusations without proof, not my style. I suppose the meowing in fifth period gave...some sort of hint; the "cool kids" starting meowing and laughing hysterically at their own stupidity. I'm not quite sure what to call the sound most of them make, but it can be described as "merreeh". There was a time where the table they wanted was not available; they were forced to sit next to the special Ed children... I could not tell where the handicapped ended and the popular began. - Felix

Today I will address public schools. Although it would appear that America is actually a higher ranking country as far as public schooling goes. This is not so, it only appears this way under the guise of what I like to call "tricky talk" by most government officials in higher places. But the fact remains, America is well below the average testing scores for most countries. Why is this information not released to the public openly? The answer is obvious and if it needs explaining then I am obviously either wording this wrong or talking to the wrong person. If you think funding is the reason behind America's lack of...good...schooling, you are wrong. Singapore spends almost half as the US on public school funding and yet the test scores for our Asian friends are nearly 40% higher. This proves that the problem cannot be solved by simply throwing money at it. So then what is the problem? ADD? 1 out of every twenty students in America are diagnosed with this excuse disease. I however unfortunately do not think that it is always the student's fault. Incompetent teachers as well as lower and lower standards set to accommodate the ignorant, thus ignoring the needs of the students who would normally excel in even the "rigorous" courses are left out in the rain and must slow down to the pace of the "slower" students who wear their badge of stupidity like a medal. America is obsessed with feelings and not hurting anyone's feelings which is indeed hurting America more than any mental abuse could, causing students to feel that its ok to be stupid. How will American students do outside our literaly "stupid" country? The phrase "In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king" comes to mind. That is my opinion of the matter, and if you have some sort of quarrel with it, you may suck a virtual lemon.

So in an effort to counter his shifty eyed ways, I have hatched a plan to take his little "Christmas" scam down. I have decided to melt the north pole polar ice caps until it floods the majority of the land on earth. Then I simply blame the little accident on old Saint Nick and BAM, fork in the eye, he is no longer loved and adored. In stead he is hated and sent to the moon to fight the easter bunny and those poker playing dogs in holiday combat. Sweet plan neh?

How can you rebel against mainstream without becoming mainstream. What a stupid sentence, an oxymoron! Yes, but you do not realize that there is more than one mainstream. I have figured it out, there are two mainstream trends. The mainstream trend, and the mainstream anti-trend. There must be balance in all things and this is balance both trends hate each other, and both are blinded by there arrogance that they cannot see they are stuck in trends. The anti-trendies will deny this fact most likely to their death. For each school it what is considered trendy or anti-trendy is different, but in all cases, trendies and anti-trendies have one thing in common. They only have one thing that matches their arrogance, their low IQ. They are all sheep (yes I too resort to an anti-trendy expression) following their different shepards. The trendy kids usually wear shirts like; 'Princess', 'Spoiled Brat' pretty much anything with something that says they are better than you. Money is everything to them. The outward apparence is what makes you a person. Anybody else is trash. The anti-trendy kids almost always wear black, large quantities of jewelry. Wearing anything offensive is cool. They may not have money but looks are still everything to them. If you don't like the 'right' offensive bands, or you don't have a pessimistic attitude about everything, you are not really an anti-trendy person to them. It is a quite compicated matter and is best learned through observation. If you are open-minded and consider the possibility to this being true, watch what both groups act like. There are a few that don't fit into these trends, there are the people who do what they do not because its what the 'cool' thing to do, but because its who they are. These people are usually what the (anti-)trendies mold themselve to be. On the other hand they are the ones called the posers because they do not conform. For both trends there are subtrends and in those it is exactly the same. If you are offended by this, it is most likely you are the people I was talking about in this article. So, if the shoe does not fit, do not wear it. Thank you and goodbye.-Iky