Around one mol of uninteresting things that have/are happening to me and others that want to share. Sharing is good so share away!
If find that in my daily activities there are many amusing things that happen to me throughout the course of the day. So I figured I would bore you with them here! Think of them as mental Tootsie Rolls(The poop of the candy world).
| January 13, 2003 | Math made easy |
| About a week ago our math class was blessed with a south Korean girl who speaks very little English. Today we were told to copy down more useless information or "notes". Anyway, I decided to write gibberish for the majority of my notes. Something along the lines of "Egg man steal babies he is fantastic" and so forth. Well, upon staring at a wall I felt a tapping on my arm. Startled as I was, I screamed quietly and turned around. It was Mihn the Korean girl pointing to my notes saying "desk, desk". Absent mindedly I gave her the notes, realizing a few seconds after that my notes were "inaccurate" my mind raced for a solution. The Korean girl that spoke very little English was going to find that American math is quite confusing and that the "egg man" stole babies. I decided to let her copy thinking that it would be better to mislead her than to be rude; as she would most certainly not understand me taking my paper back. So reflecting back on the situation I think that maybe this story would fit better in some sort of sitcom. |
| December 27, 2002 | The pokey cacti |
| Cactus Went up north for some snow. Went sledding, try to dodge tree, end up jumping into hidden cactus patch. Preceded to pull them out one by one (about 30) one was about half an inch deep. Go ahead, laugh, I’m sick and there are antiques in my attic. |
| December 13, 2002 | The Listerine Incident |
| This morning I awoke to find that I had overslept yet again
and had to do all of my morning tasks in about one third the time. I quickly
put on my clothes and rushed for the bathroom. I took a mouthfull of listerine
and ran to my room for more morning tasks. As soon as I got into the room
I felt the biggest burning sensation imaginable in my right cheek. Yesturday
I had chewed and chewed on the "cheek meat" for most of the
day so there was a large hole in my cheeck and as you may or may not know,
listerine is 22% alchohal. My first instinct was to spit out the fire
in my mouth, but that was no good, there was no sink or trashcan nearby,
so I swallowed most of the green potent liquid. Later I got quiet the
tummy ache, but it was ok knowing that my "hole" had been properly
disinfected. |
| December 9, 2002 | The Oatmeal Affair |
On Monday I decided to make myself a hearty bowl of oatmeal for breakfast. I later burnt my hand on the stove...good times...good times. |
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